fuckingalexturner:

I don’t think parents fully understand how important it is to be like 8 hours early to a concert

fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

adultnapped:

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

glitterobservatory:

theilllestvillain:

waveofemotions:

I NEVER WANT THIS POST TO END

SAME

the second pic of the elephant and dog though. holy crap that’s graceful

(Source: innocenttmaan)

"I will not be your “sometimes”."

-Six Word Story #2 (via whispersofstardust)

ffractal:

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

thank you

and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos. 

yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

curtest:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

homotography:

Drew Hudson at DT Model Management by Torian Lewin

dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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Monsters University Versions of Social Media

red-orange-and-awesome:

Facebook

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DeviantArt

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MySpace

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Twitter

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