vondell-swain:

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

(Source: itsvondell)

theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

blueklectic:

brandyliquor:

platredeparis:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

beerycee:

Uhmmmm can we take a second to think about this? Like what the fuck.

But its just a coincidence right over 100 of the top researchers just shot out the sky coincidentally


Man listen……

:-(

Yep i’m suspicious